martinkhall:

swankifyed:

Gävlebocken had its inaugarution day yesterday (november 28th). It has survived the last four years, time to place your bets on if the streak will extend to five or not.

Things started going to hell when the goat survived. The goat must burn.

purringvulcan:

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:

THE ENTERPRISE GETS ATTACKED BY A LARGE CLOUD OF SPACE ICE.

SIR WERE BEING HAILED.

#UHURA DELIVERS THE PUN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE #KIRK STARTS TO REPLY BEFORE IT CLICKS AS TO WHAT SHE SAYS AND WHEN IT DOES HE JUST. STOPS #SPOCK IS DOING THAT THING WHERE HE’S LAUGHING BUT ISN’T BECAUSE HE DOESN’T ~DO~ THAT SORT OF THING OBV #CHEKOV AND SULU ARE DYING OF LAUGHTER (via the-secret-police-of-night-vale)

seitanickush:

gqa1:

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

prisonhannibal:

adults are like my hobbies and interests are grocery store

svere-online:

squided:

squided:

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

angelsaxis:

Today on Hozier liked

a-singular-canadian:

stuffedgrapeleaves:

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

blanc-chats:

tentacles-and-coffee:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

Try me